Wityiksidgabstik is a god.

It takes the form of a small, proud hyena.

Wityiksidgabstik created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wityiksidgabstik, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wityiksidgabstik, it will turn you into a duck.

Wityiksidgabstik's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Wityiksidgabstik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Always act with patience when addressing children.

4. Run away if five hamsters approach from the east.

5. Never gather six capybaras in one place.