Nanwotnullsab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, capable grasshopper.

Nanwotnullsab created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanwotnullsab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nanwotnullsab, she will torture you forever.

Nanwotnullsab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nanwotnullsab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.