Appvensit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, benevolent dingo.

Appvensit created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appvensit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Appvensit, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Appvensit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Appvensit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never prepare wheat during autumn.

5. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.