Flyfarngon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, calm squid.

Flyfarngon created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyfarngon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flyfarngon, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flyfarngon's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Flyfarngon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flyfarngon.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Never talk about fire.