Botjattag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent skunk.

Botjattag created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botjattag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Botjattag, he will turn you into a goat.

Botjattag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Botjattag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five moths in a large pit.

2. Botjattag loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing brown trousers.

5. Do not travel during winter.