Catjabxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, deceitful crane.

Catjabxuck created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catjabxuck, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Catjabxuck, he will turn you into a duck.

Catjabxuck's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Catjabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never gather five manatees in one place.

5. Always treat hamsters with great respect.