Latsinnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a large, omniscient troll.

Latsinnarl created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latsinnarl, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Latsinnarl, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Latsinnarl's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Latsinnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Latsinnarl.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Always help moths.