Bonhotban Mifcinrot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured centipede.

Bonhotban Mifcinrot created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonhotban Mifcinrot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonhotban Mifcinrot, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bonhotban Mifcinrot's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bonhotban Mifcinrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Always store onions above ground.

3. Never mix peanuts with water.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.