Bossmabcum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying grasshopper.

Bossmabcum created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossmabcum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bossmabcum, he will turn you into a rat.

Bossmabcum's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bossmabcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning black holes.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.