Lindotdogbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying guinea pig.

Lindotdogbonk created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lindotdogbonk, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lindotdogbonk, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Lindotdogbonk's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Lindotdogbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never skip in autumn.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always treat gulls with great respect.