Gidlimdundum is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, cheerful spider.

Gidlimdundum created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidlimdundum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gidlimdundum, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gidlimdundum's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gidlimdundum's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Never sing in the presence of swans.

5. Do not gather at towers at dawn.