Danfetdinbimbogbestnell is a god.

He takes the form of a small, pitiless bear.

Danfetdinbimbogbestnell created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Danfetdinbimbogbestnell, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Danfetdinbimbogbestnell, he will turn you into a puffin.

Danfetdinbimbogbestnell's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Danfetdinbimbogbestnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing north.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never prepare spinach during autumn.

4. Do not consume figs at dawn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.