Boglabgon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow narwhal.

Boglabgon created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Boglabgon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Boglabgon, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Boglabgon's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Boglabgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never stain your chest with white.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Boglabgon in the centre of the settlement.