Madlistten is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, resourceful elephant.

Madlistten created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madlistten, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Madlistten, she will be mildly annoyed.

Madlistten's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Madlistten's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never wear green dresses on sacred days.

5. Never speak the names of comets aloud.