Cibcibwik is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, calm wren.

Cibcibwik created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cibcibwik, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cibcibwik, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cibcibwik's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cibcibwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

3. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

4. You must love Cibcibwik.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Cibcibwik in the centre of the settlement.