Wiglitxemcemhinfabgemnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, slow cobra.

Wiglitxemcemhinfabgemnarl created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiglitxemcemhinfabgemnarl, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wiglitxemcemhinfabgemnarl, it will make you grow a tail.

Wiglitxemcemhinfabgemnarl's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Wiglitxemcemhinfabgemnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

5. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.