Nibgomwan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, confident raven.

Nibgomwan created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Nibgomwan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nibgomwan, he will not care.

Nibgomwan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nibgomwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Hide if six goats approach from the west.

5. Always help sick hamsters.