Yikbangup is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered slug.

Yikbangup created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Yikbangup, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yikbangup, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yikbangup's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yikbangup's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four badgers approach from the south.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not prepare limes while filled with joy.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.