Vingonhom Fedvedjam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust cat.

Vingonhom Fedvedjam created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vingonhom Fedvedjam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vingonhom Fedvedjam, she will not invite you to parties.

Vingonhom Fedvedjam's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Vingonhom Fedvedjam's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never gather three tortoises near doors.

5. Never sprint in the presence of elders.