Flywadwip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful slug.

Flywadwip created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flywadwip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flywadwip, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flywadwip's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Flywadwip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Flywadwip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never stain your face with turquoise.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never laugh near snails.

5. Do not study cell theory on holy days.