Gepzimlistflan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring ferret.

Gepzimlistflan created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepzimlistflan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gepzimlistflan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gepzimlistflan's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Gepzimlistflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow ducks to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

3. Do not name children after hamsters.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.