Bitjigced is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic human.

Bitjigced created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitjigced, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bitjigced, she will turn you into a rat.

Bitjigced's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bitjigced's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare strawberries during summer.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Never gather five foxes in one place.

5. Never feed lots of garlic to frogs while wearing purple shoes.