Binkopkam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, strong swan.

Binkopkam created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binkopkam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Binkopkam, it will not care at all.

Binkopkam's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Binkopkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Binkopkam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always share bread with strangers, but never with pigs.