Hubtartab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing crane.

Hubtartab created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubtartab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hubtartab, he will be very unhappy.

Hubtartab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hubtartab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Do not covet oxen.