Lagnadflapjigfligzigcab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish hare.

Lagnadflapjigfligzigcab created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagnadflapjigfligzigcab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lagnadflapjigfligzigcab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lagnadflapjigfligzigcab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Lagnadflapjigfligzigcab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Do not place limes upon stone.