Hogrutbin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, vain camel.

Hogrutbin created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogrutbin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogrutbin, he will remove you from existence.

Hogrutbin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Hogrutbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix lentils with water.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never paint your back indigo.

5. Always act with patience when addressing priests.