Jighudcumvon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust parrot.

Jighudcumvon created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jighudcumvon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jighudcumvon, it will destroy your favourite star.

Jighudcumvon's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Jighudcumvon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.