Yikdadjig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful squirrel.

Yikdadjig created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikdadjig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yikdadjig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yikdadjig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yikdadjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.