Looppoppog is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, proud crocodile.

Looppoppog created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Looppoppog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Looppoppog, he will remove you from existence.

Looppoppog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Looppoppog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Never stain your feet with mauve.

3. Hide from fawn pigs for they are unholy.

4. Run away from purple shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.