Hatjaddun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet naga.

Hatjaddun created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatjaddun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hatjaddun, it will jump up and down on your head.

Hatjaddun's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hatjaddun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms yellow.

2. Never record names.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Never speak at dawn.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.