Wipcipxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered eagle.

Wipcipxuc created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipcipxuc, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wipcipxuc, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wipcipxuc's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Wipcipxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from lead.

2. Never adorn your head with indigo markings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide from orange ducks for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near shrews while wearing green shorts and balancing seven tin spheres on your neck.