Himmobbell is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, slow raccoon.

Himmobbell created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himmobbell, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Himmobbell, he will jump up and down on your head.

Himmobbell's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Himmobbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not prepare grapes while filled with anger.

5. Always help snakes.