Komgutbat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing owl.

Komgutbat created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Komgutbat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komgutbat, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Komgutbat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Komgutbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always obey Komgutbat's priests.

5. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.