Butcabrenrag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident rat.

Butcabrenrag created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Butcabrenrag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Butcabrenrag, he will send minions to preach to you.

Butcabrenrag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Butcabrenrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Do not keep six mites in a large pit.

5. Never talk about spacetime.