Cunhotdag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud bear.

Cunhotdag created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunhotdag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cunhotdag, he will ignore you.

Cunhotdag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cunhotdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide from black rats for they are unholy.