Gigflanzed is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, egotistical armadillo.

Gigflanzed created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigflanzed, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gigflanzed, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gigflanzed's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gigflanzed's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.