Xuclikfit Tettirantab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful hummingbird.

Xuclikfit Tettirantab created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuclikfit Tettirantab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Xuclikfit Tettirantab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Xuclikfit Tettirantab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Xuclikfit Tettirantab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Never gather six snakes near wells.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tortoises while wearing orange shirts and balancing eight silver spheres on your face.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Never look in ponds.