Nartpangum Cebgatbin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful bat.

Nartpangum Cebgatbin created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartpangum Cebgatbin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nartpangum Cebgatbin, it will turn you into a frog.

Nartpangum Cebgatbin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nartpangum Cebgatbin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Never eat peas.