Bognullomt Quartappcussmeggeptarort is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy chinchilla.

Bognullomt Quartappcussmeggeptarort created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bognullomt Quartappcussmeggeptarort, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bognullomt Quartappcussmeggeptarort, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bognullomt Quartappcussmeggeptarort's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bognullomt Quartappcussmeggeptarort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Retreat if four shrews approach from the north.

4. Bognullomt Quartappcussmeggeptarort must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.