Dudfotven is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, quiet chicken.

Dudfotven created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudfotven, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dudfotven, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dudfotven's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dudfotven's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention monkeys.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.