Gofmabbudzim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Gofmabbudzim created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofmabbudzim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gofmabbudzim, it will send you a sign.

Gofmabbudzim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gofmabbudzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove jumpers before touching silver.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Never gather six birds near doors.

4. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

5. Do not place bananas upon stone.