Libpidbest is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish donkey.

Libpidbest created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libpidbest, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Libpidbest, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Libpidbest's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Libpidbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Do not gather at wells at midnight.

5. Always act with patience.