Lakfly is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, capable fly.

Lakfly created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakfly, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lakfly, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Lakfly's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Lakfly's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not prepare grapes while wearing tights.