Waptigfod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless dog.

Waptigfod created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Waptigfod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Waptigfod, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Waptigfod's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Waptigfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not prepare onions while wearing rings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.