Bopcubbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, moody monkey.

Bopcubbiss created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bopcubbiss, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bopcubbiss, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bopcubbiss' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bopcubbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red hats.

2. Always store wheat above ground.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Never paint your head gray.