Fedmotweg Gigcap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, intelligent tortoise.

Fedmotweg Gigcap created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedmotweg Gigcap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fedmotweg Gigcap, it will torture you forever.

Fedmotweg Gigcap's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fedmotweg Gigcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying wood.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Do not wear skirts marked with white.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never allow shrews to sleep beneath your roof.