Boparttip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unselfish bat.

Boparttip created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boparttip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Boparttip, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Boparttip's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Boparttip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with tapirs.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.