Legbigwot is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, humane bee.

Legbigwot created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Legbigwot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Legbigwot, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Legbigwot's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Legbigwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Legbigwot's priests.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not fashion tools from iron.