Sidfobvon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, astonishing zebra.

Sidfobvon created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidfobvon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sidfobvon, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sidfobvon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sidfobvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear skirts marked with red.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about spacetime near frogs while wearing black trousers and balancing six nickel spheres on your feet.