Rullwancin Arnpoglarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered skunk.

Rullwancin Arnpoglarn created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Rullwancin Arnpoglarn, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rullwancin Arnpoglarn, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rullwancin Arnpoglarn's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rullwancin Arnpoglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Never chant in the presence of geese.

5. Do not gather at walls at midnight.